Tuesday, January 8, 2019

I'm Deplorable



They are very worried about me.

I’m talking about my friends still in higher education. I sat beside them and met with them for over three decades and they thought for sure they knew me. I smiled when they ridiculed Limbaugh and O’Reilly. 

I kept a lid on my true feelings when budget cuts would come from the state capital. They would rant about the ills of conservatism.

A few weeks ago, one of them even reached out in a message to see if I was alright, or to determine if an alien had inhabited my body. They were just positive I didn’t understand a new law which will allow transgender people to go back in time and change their gender on their birth certificate. .

“Com’on, Mike…surely you understand why this is needed….or maybe you need one of us to explain it to you. Right?”

For those of you that sneak a peek at my blog in order to pass it around at a committee meeting with the casual phrase----“Wonder what got into  Mike?”

The answer is simple. Nothing. I’ve always been among “the basket of deplorables” that Hillary whined about during the campaign.

I just never wanted to be saved….or have to fight everyone in the faculty lounge. You just assumed I was a right thinking kind of guy. Guess what? I am way right of center and more than willing to be deplored.

I’m the modern day Patty Hearst. I’ve started talking like my captors.

And I’ve always been this way…

2 comments:

  1. There are just two genders. Anyone who thinks they can “change” theirs is severely delusional. Medically, there’s an operation called a tonsilectomy. It corrects having bad tonsils. And there’s an appendectomy. It removes a bad appendix. But there’s no such operation called an addadicktome to correct an unhappy, stupid female’s mind to make her a male. Likewise, adding breasts to a male - surgically or via chemical “therapy” - is simply a variation of putting lipstick on a pig.

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  2. To unknown: I suggest you read an embryology textbook and also read about testicular feminization
    To Dr Dreith: I wouldn’t call you deplorable . I suggest that you look up narcissistic personality disorder though.

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