Got Milk? Got Supremacy Issues?

Every morning, I have three hard boiled eggs and a low fat yogurt while drinking a glass of milk. Who would have known that I was revealing myself to be a white supremacist?

I am referring to a blog on the website of PETA, which stands for People For the Ethical Treatment of Animals, which says----quote----“cow’s milk really is the perfect drink of choice for all supremacists since the dairy industry inflicts extreme violence on other living beings.” I believe they are talking about Bossy, the cow.

Remarkably, PETA likens milking a cow…to rape…a show of power and violence by sinister farmers looking for their jollies. I kid you not. The article goes on to say that cows give up their rights….and have no choice in the whole extraction of milk for us white supremacists. Also quoting directly from the article—“It’s not natural for people to drink cow’s milk which is meant for newborn calves.”

If you follow this logic, my mom got off the hook early. She owes me.

So, what are we milk drinkers to do, I mean, to get in line with PETA?

We should choose soy, almond, rice, cashew or coconut milk the next time we go to the grocery store or order coffee.

I can just see myself asking the waitress at local breakfast restaurant—

“Hey, hey, that cream isn’t from……a cow….is it? Because if it is, I need for you to go milk a coconut for me. But first, ask its permission.”

Here’s what I have to say to PETA. I don’t hurt animals, and I don’t care what you think of my milk drinking.

Stupid me, I thought they’d be on me for my boiled eggs. Heaven help me if I ever got hooked on bacon…..