Answer Me This...

I took the day off yesterday. Needed to clear my mind and relax. It prompted me to pull up social media to find that everyone is posting questionnaires about your five favorite movies… or the live band that you remember best.

And then I came across this revealing test. I answered it. I’ll read the questions….then my answers.

What do you listen to? Three radio stations….constantly….every day.

What do you collect? These days, bills.

When was the last time you cried? When I got my 401K statement.

When will you really retire? See the previous answer.

What’s your favorite season? Baseball…and that means I will have to wait for my second favorite season……deer season.

Who’s your celebrity crush? I don’t won’t to answer because I might appear to be a geezer, but I’d be safe to answer because of the ridiculous crush my wife has on George Strait. She says it’s his voice but I know better. So,  for our purposes here, Cindy Crawford captures my attention. She doesn’t need to sing.

Where is your favorite place? Easy. The woods south of town where I have a palatial, under construction, deer stand where I can sleep without fear of falling.

Does pineapple belong on pizza? Of course not. Meat should be on pizza..Fruit should be on cereal.

You have the remote, what are you watching?  My answer? Law & Order, Criminal Minds, American Pickers. And by the way, the Pickers are real…not staged.

And lastly,

If you move again, where would it be?  Easy. Maple Hill.