I’ve got a
little heartburn concerning a tweet from the White House about golfer Tiger
Woods, who made a remarkable comeback over the weekend in winning his fifth
Masters title.
The
President says he will award Tiger the Presidential Medal of Freedom. I don’t
think he is deserving.
So we are
just going to forget that Woods is one of the most famous and prodigious
philanderers of our time. I mean, this guy had an endless list of floosies in
every city. He has been arrested for DUI….a charge later reduced to reckless
driving. Countless advertisers dropped him like a bad habit.
Woods had it
all…a beautiful wife, children, all the money in the world…and he stupidly
couldn’t keep his pants on. I get the same nauseous feeling when people speak
in glowing terms about the legacy of Bill Clinton.
People who
can’t honor their vows, can’t be trusted. Period.
Because
Tiger won his first major golf tournament in eleven years, he will get a
ceremony in the Rose Garden, and a nice shiny medal to wear. The highest
civilian award handed out in the United States. The medal is awarded for “an
especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of
the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private
sector endeavors.”
Does that
describe Tiger Woods to you?
I think he’s
a mighty fine golfer who likes chasing skirt.
Come on Man!!
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